Redneck Joke of the Day
Two rednecks meet on a road. One has a burlap bag thrown over his shoulder.
"Hey Billy-Bob, what ya git in tha' sack?" Rufus asked.
"Chickens," Billy-Bob said.
"If'n I guess how many, can I have one?" asked Rufus.
"If you can do that, you can have em both," Billy-Bob replied.
"O.K. You got five of em," Rufus said.
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